SON :  ¿DADDY I GOT A BAD NOTE AT SCHOOL AND I'M OUT THE BASEBALL TEAM  : AM I A ZELENZKY?

ME : NO KID , IT REQUIERES  TO SUCK SEMEN TO BE A ZELENZKY , YOU ARE NOT A PATHETIC LOSER CUCKSUCKER JUST KEEP TRYING.

SON :  DADDY , I HAVE A COUSIN THAT IS SICK BUT I TAKE CARE MORE OF MY FRIEND'S COUSIN THAN MINE.   ¿AM I A FUCKING STUPID , HYPOCRITE ALLIED PIECE OF SHIT LIKE THE OTAN?

ME : YES , BUT YOU STILL DON'T HAVE BIG GUILT OF SOMETHING LIKE WW1

SON : I WANT TO BE PART OF THE MEDIA! , ''''I OPENED MYSELF TO YOU''''!

ME : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT AND MY HOUSE , YOU ABSOLUTE LOSER PIECE OF SHITE , BEFORE I BASH YER FACE AND ASS. 

AIN'T NOT GONNA BE OTANS OR GLOBAL DOGSHIT OR INFECTED LEPERS AT THIS DECENT HOUSE.

YOU WANT TO WORK IN THE MEDIA HUH? , START CLEANING THE DOGSHIT WITH YOUR BARE TONGUE. , LET'S BEGIN WITH THAT.